emmett ramstad
The Story of Doctor Bronstein and the Nickle Nipple
Once there was a doctor in San Francisco who performed lots of top surgeries. He wasn’t so nice, but people went to him to have their chests reconstructed because he was well known. On the occasion of the doctors’ first surgery he made the incisions, removed the mammory tissue, and then was left with the question of nipples. How large are men’s nipples he wondered. He lifted his shirt, looked, pulled a nickel out of his pocket, and traced it with a marker on the patient’s chest. Thus doctor Bronstein created man in his image.
Once there was a doctor in San Francisco who performed lots of top surgeries. He wasn’t so nice, but people went to him to have their chests reconstructed because he was well known. On the occasion of the doctors’ first surgery he made the incisions, removed the mammory tissue, and then was left with the question of nipples. How large are men’s nipples he wondered. He lifted his shirt, looked, pulled a nickel out of his pocket, and traced it with a marker on the patient’s chest. Thus doctor Bronstein created man in his image.